Watching porn on mute while listening to good music. This would be a good porno if if had Ellie Goulding music in it.

True story.

I haven't needed to masturbate in a good while. This may sound pathetic at best but it's actually been refreshing. I was able to get off a substantial amount by get this... a guy for once. I've given my hand a much needed timeout. Best hookup of 2009 goes to the guy I was with the other night. Guys that are willing and wanting to please you and not think of themselves for once = A+++