Sunday, September 5, 2010

"This kitty never fails - my pussy's tough as nails."

Friday, September 3, 2010

So my ex-boyfriend just told me his mom died on facebook chat. What do you even say to that? No emoticon is going to make him feel better. I don't know what the fuck to say. I've been trying to give one word answers because knowing me i'd say something insensitive, not on purpose of course but I'm just really awkward when the topic of death is on the table.

Fuck I wish I was a dude. Dudes don't talk to other dudes about death. They don't share feelings. But no I have lady parts and lady emotions.

But then the conversation turned around. He was telling me about last night and how when he found out he left the bar and was pretty drunk (DRUNK DRIVING IS NOT OKAY) and he started driving over to my old apartment, he pulled in the complex and then realized he was drunk and that I had moved 9 1/2 hours away and we had broken up. And he laughed about it. Which gave me leeway to laugh about it as well. And laughter is something I can deal with, laughter is good. And then I highfived myself because being on good terms with an ex is pretty fucking cool sometimes.

And then after the laughter subsided and I thought hey this conversation is cool, I'm glad it turned around into something positive he said, "oh yeah and fuck you." And I didn't even bat an eye. His mom did just die after all. We can be friends another day.